Anna Wintour and Serena Williams attend the premiere of EPIX Original Documentary “Serena” at the SVA Theatre in New York City.
Look at these two besties:
Can’t you just picture the late night giggle-fests on the phone and the 3-hour liquid lunches? The “You go, girl!” confidence-bolsting and the hair-holding while the other one vomits margaritas? Girlfriends forever. That’s what it says on the pillow Anna cross-stitched for Serena nine Christmases ago.
Let’s judge them.
This all appears to be in order. A stiffly hyperfeminine look topped off by perfectly matched jewelry, bug-eye shades and a haughty expression. If you’ll just walk this way, Ms. Wintour, we’ll see you to your seat.
The shoes are pretty awful, though.
It’s glam. It’s body-con AND body-baring. It’s sexy in that “this could fall open at any moment” kind of way. It’s all very on-brand.
But those brows could use a serious toning down.
[Insert Serena caption here and win our undying respect!]
No, really, What do you think she’s saying here? “GIRL, GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR POCKETS. EVERYONE ALREADY THINKS YOU LOOK LIKE A BIRD. DON’T START TUCKING YOUR WINGS IN LIKE A TURKEY.”
Custom LaQuan Smith Metallic Wrap Dress Featuring Thigh-High Split and V-Neckline (Serena Williams)
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