Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Rose Byrne at the Chanel Fine Jewelry Celebration

Posted on June 03, 2016

Rose Byrne attends the Chanel Fine Jewelry Celebration supporting treasures from the New York Public Library Collection at the New York Public Library in New York City.

 

Chanel. For that…

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…contractually obligated feeling.

Ohhhhhhhhh, GURL. This

*finger wagging up and down*

is NOT your look. Granted, we’ve had some things to say about your sister-wife modesties or robot girl tendencies on the red carpet. We haven’t always loved your own style choices, is what we’re saying. But they at least looked and felt like your choices. Everything about this, from tip to toe, looks like the price you had to pay for an invite. The hair and makeup don’t suit you at all and the dress doesn’t look remotely like your style.

And hey, we get it. If we’re being honest with ourselves, it’s quite possible we could be talked into a lot for an invitation to a Chanel party. But you don’t look like yourself and you don’t look like you’re happy about it.

We hope they gave you a gift bag full of diamonds, dear.

 

Style Credits:
Chanel Black Dress with Sheer Sleeves
Chanel Fine Jewelry
Chanel ‘Perfume Bottle’ Clutch

[Photo Credit: Callahan/ACE/INFphoto.com]

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