Gwyneth Paltrow is seen at the China Exchange in London, England for the “60 Minutes with Gwyneth Paltrow” event.
Dammit. We keep sending her little words of encouragement every time she ventures slightly outside her style rut; little words she no doubt cherishes and holds dear. But then she went and did this:
Ooof. Girl, please. Now we’re going to have to withhold our cherished words of encouragement and dish out some judgment instead.
While this might have made for a really bold and stylish choice on your part, you have let us all down by insisting on wearing it long after it should’ve been obvious you need to go up a size. Your pants pockets are mickey-mousing and your fly looks about ready to give up the ghost. Plus your jacket is too tight across the bust and it flares out in a way it clearly wasn’t intended. Tsk.
While we’d never classify her as a major fashionista, it surprises us that she’d go out in something as ill-fitting as this. She must’ve really loved it or she must’ve really got talked into it.
[Photo Credit: FameFlynetUK/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, Courtesy of Gucci, net-a-porter.com]
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