Oh, hell. Why not, darlings? It’ll be fun! We don’t know who any of these people are! No preconceptions! Except any we might bring to the table about how country music stars dress!
Hit it, darlin’s!
Hmmm… well it’s not our taste (which you can go ahead and use as a preface to each of the outfits in this post), but our only true critique is with the shape and the beading, which combine to be not particularly flattering. That, and it’s ten years out of style.
Matching your bag to your toes is … not a thing that we would suggest, necessarily.
Flapper bride. Arts & Crafts Christmas angel.
Take your pick.
Another highly questionable bag.
There are ladee faces in your ladee garden, Cassadee.
It says something that this almost rates a “Not bad” in comparison to what we’ve seen so far. It’s not good, put it’s put together, at least.
That bag is totally Comes With Purchase.
We’ve seen it done a couple dozen times before. It’s okay. The head styling is pretty and the bag is inoffensive.
Cute, actually. And while the styling is perhaps a little too “Dusty Springfield 2.0,” it suits her and it goes with the dress.
Finally! Someone whose name we recognize! Dressed like a waitress in a strip club!
More and more lately we’re seeing these cropped top-and-skirt combos that would look infinitely better as a single dress.
Those shoes should come with a tag that says “To be worn with pants only.”
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