Chloë Moretz attends the 2016 Coach and Friends of the High Line Summer Party on the High Line in New York City.
Chloë girl, we realize you were more or less handed this entire ensemble to wear, but since it embodies the one mistake you make most often in your style choices, we’re gonna give you some real talk here.
You need to stop wearing anything high-waisted. It’s simply not a look that’s ever going to work for you, dear. We suspect you consistently choose high-waisted skirts and pants because you’re trying to visually lengthen your legs for pictures – and that’s not necessarily a bad idea in most cases. But in your case, it tends to give you a torso with a total length of about 6 inches and takes away any opportunities to define your waist. It’s less of an issue with this outfit, but it also tends to make it look like you’re not wearing a bra when you are.
Anyway, just a little advice from your friendly neighborhood bitches. Also: your skirt is hideous (but that’s not your fault) and your bag is really cute – but nothing in your ensemble really goes all that well with anything else in your ensemble. Again, not your fault. You were pretty much told to stand there and model items like you’re on The Price is Right.
Oh, what the hell. We might as well take this bitchery all the way: Girl, those aren’t your brows, either.
Coach 1941 Ensemble Featuring a Sheer Floral Print Top and a Black High-Waisted Leather Skirt with Chain and Zipper Detailing from the Resort 2017 Collection
Coach 1941 ‘Felix the Cat’ Bag
[Photo Credit: Neilson Barnard/Getty Images, Courtesy of Coach]
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