Met Gala 2016: Madonna in Givenchy Couture

Posted on May 03, 2016

Madonna attends the “Manus x Machina: Fashion in an Age of Technology” Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City.

 

We’ve got one question for you, Madge.

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WHAT IS THE POINT?

Seriously, back in the day, we could at least count on her to justify not her love so much as her need to be shocking. We could all convince ourselves that she was flashing her bum and pulling her top down as a way to own her sexual self and send a message about how she wouldn’t allow herself to be yet another generic pop tart spit out by a machine who stamps them out by the hour. Now it just feels like she shows us her ass because she’s afraid we wouldn’t recognize her otherwise.

Madge, your ass is fine – and right where you left it. No need to concern yourself – or us – with it. You would have been better off spending your time on other aspects of your look, like the hair, makeup, dress, and accessories, all of which are pretty awful. We might’ve given you a pass on the hair, but the more we look at it, the more it looks like you slept in one of Cersei’s wigs.

 

Style Credits:
Givenchy Couture Black Sheer Gown Featuring Straps, Leather and Lace Detailing
Neil Lane Pendant
Lynnn Ban Rings

[Photo Credit: Larry Busacca/Getty Images, Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images, Best Images/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, Jennifer Graylock/INFphoto.com]

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