One final roundup of bitchy judgment before putting Met Gala 2016 to bed, darlings.
Line ’em up.
Beautiful color. The design is pretty prom-dress basic, though.
Absolutely, bar none, hands down, the most stylish thing she’s ever worn. Well done. It’s beautiful.
So generic as to be puzzling. Why would you work so hard to look so bland on a night like this?
A gorgeous and unique gown.
Another gorgeous and unique (somewhat; because it looks a lot like Valentino) gown. Like mother, like daughter, it would seem.
It’s alright. The shape of the bodice isn’t great.
Kinda love this, we have to say. Colored tuxes can look awfully gimmicky, but this really works. We wish the shirt wasn’t the same color.
We just don’t get these ladies, who had every opportunity to pull out the stops on a night when you’re expected to do so, picking bridesmaid gowns. Although this is more like Carrie White’s prom gown.
Pretty. The colors and pattern are really eyecatching.
It’s hard to tell in this shot, but the dress lit up. Which is great, but Claire Danes stole her thunder.
And the panties and bandeau aren’t very flattering.
This is dramatic for her. It’s probably as much as we can expect. The top half is generic, but the skirt is really pretty at the bottom. Having such dramatic hair is a good way to balance it out, but we’d have told her to go up instead of down.
Trust the French girl to be the only one who snagged a decent-looking LV for the Met Gala.
This could be great if the proportions on the top weren’t so bad.
The bust feels a little unresolved somehow, but we really love this for just going there. The goal was to look different and this dress nails it. The head styling isn’t quite up to its level, though.
It’s not the worst LV we’ve seen on this red carpet, sad to say.
It’s too tight, Nicky Tryhard.
FABULOUS. Love the metal choker. She wore a similar piece around her ponytail. Cutting edge in a futuristic kind of way without being too sci-fi about it.
This too, will do.
LOVE this dress. No one else’s looked quite like it and if you check the Met’s “Manus x Machina” exhibit, you can see how this fits perfectly within the aesthetic of it.
This will also do. As well.
Pretty but a little dull, which is appropriate as our last words on Met Gala 2016, since it pretty much sums up the majority of the celebrity style choices.
And with that, the mic is dropped.
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