Riley Keough attends the premiere of “American Honey” during the 2016 Cannes International Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals in Cannes, France.
We haven’t used this one in a while, but…
Sweet Jesus on a breadstick.
We keep trying to come up with an explanation here.
Like, maybe she’s color blind and doesn’t know it? Maybe she can’t tell that these two colors in combination wounds our retinas and our souls?
Of course that wouldn’t explain how the damn thing got designed in the first place, let alone how it got made and then put in the hands of a stylist willing to foist it on someone.
So we’re just going to have to assume that this horrifically ugly thing is the result of a collective delusion on the part of all involved in its design, manufacture, and wearing.
It’s the only way this overdesigned, eye-searing pile of sewing techniques can be explained, darlings. Tell us we’re wrong.
Gucci Silk Georgette and Chantilly Lace Ruffled and Plissé Gown
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