The models are coming! The models are coming!
We don’t know why a bunch of big name models showed up at the premiere of this film, but you won’t hear us complaining. It’s kind of refreshing to have a bunch of professional dress-wearers work a red carpet. Let’s pit them all against each other, cage-match style, shall we?
First up, there’s EDGY MODEL, as Miss Rosie shows off a dress that was apparently designed by someone in the middle of their manic phase. The color is spectacular on her and the overall look is very dramatic, but there are far too many design elements for one dress to handle.
Next up is SEVENTIES KEY PARTY MODEL.
We dig it. It’s sexy and glamorous. And if you can’t go commando on a Cannes red carpet, well when can you? It is a little tight on her – which is alarming because she’s, y’know, a model and all. If a model’s having trouble with your sample size, just how small did you size that thing?
Next up is ROMANCE NOVEL COVER MODEL. This is gorgeous and romantic. Living for the bright blue flowers.
And finally, there’s LINGERIE MODEL, who will not be outdone in the panty-free sweepstakes. This is basically the lady model version of what RuPaul’s Drag Race calls a “body queen.” It’s less about what she’s wearing and more about how well it shows off the goods. If this was L.A. or New York, we might have sniffed at it, but it’s the French Riviera, which means this is downright demure for the venue.
So darlings, which model out-modeled all the other models on the red carpet?
[Photo Credit: Andreas Rentz/Getty Images, Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images, Neilson Barnard/Getty Images, Famous/ACE/INFphoto.com ]
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