Chloë Sevigny attends the premiere of “Paterson” during the 2016 Cannes International Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals in Cannes, France.
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Darlings, meet Nevaeh.
Nevaeh (no last name) has been a feature at the Cannes Film Festival for years. She’s famous up and down the Riviera for her shiny hair and inexplicably smug expression. No one knows who she is or why she’s at Cannes every year. All they know is she likes making dresses out of toilet paper and pairing them with the most wrong pair of shoes she can find. Originally pegged by most as an opportunistic hooker, Cannes attendees have embraced her in recent years as a lovable and harmless eccentric. She has a lovely singing voice, an accent of indeterminate origin, and a dislike of probing questions or lawn sprinklers.
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