Don Cheadle, Emily VanCamp, and Robert Downey Jr. at the “Captain America: Civil War” Paris Premiere

Don Cheadle, Emily VanCamp, and Robert Downey Jr. attend the premiere of “Captain America: Civil War” at Le Grand Rex in Paris, France.

Oof. Very little of this is good, from where we’re sitting. Don Cheadle, you’re opening your movie in Paris and you’re dressed for Sunday brunch? It would seem RDJ has convinced you on the footwear front. Sneakers have their time and place, but major premiere red carpets like this one? Not in our book. As for RDJ himself, the suit’s the usual gimmicky stuff he goes for. We don’t hate it, but we don’t love it either. The footwear choice remains as ridiculous as ever, especially since they not only don’t camouflage that he’s wearing lifts, they actively shine a spotlight on the fact.

Bless you, Emily, for putting the work in. You have our permission to punch both your co-stars in the mouth. Or better yet, use your shoes to do it, because they’re ugly and you shouldn’t be wearing them. The dress is okay, but it’s a bit overdesigned and we don’t love the color.

Gosh, we’re cranky.

Style Credits:
Carolina Herrera Sleeveless Dress Featuring Embroidered Tiers from the Fall 2016 Collection

[Photo Credit: Best Images/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, IMAXTree]

• Captain America: Civil War
• Carolina Herrera
• Don Cheadle
• Emily VanCamp
• Robert Downey Jr.