Taylor Swift attends the 2016 iHeartRadio Music Awards at The Forum in Inglewood, California.
Tay, we’re gonna be blunt in that way that makes your fans hate us. Are you ready? Here goes.
Girl, you look like you trapped a fart.
And that is NOT YOUR FAULT (except in choosing to wear this). You see, the most recent work coming out of the house of Saint Laurent is vehemently, almost offensively FOR MODELS ONLY. We know you like your model friends, but maybe you should stop borrowing their clothes. This was designed to look good for 40 seconds on a runway in highly staged photos. And on a body type almost no one has. It just doesn’t work in any other way. And for your own sake, dear, and the sake of all women everywhere, you must not return this evil garment to its maker, you must take it outside, douse it in gasoline and light it on fire.
Saint Laurent Black Sequin Jumpsuit with Belt from the Fall 2016 Collection
Vhernier Vague Earclips in White Gold, Diamonds and Jet
Vhernier Swing Ring in Rose Gold
Melinda Maria Pave Band
Giuseppe Zanotti Black Booties
[Photo Credit: David Gabber/PR Photos, Getty Images, IMAXTree]
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