Jada Pinkett Smith attends the “State of the Industry” followed by “STX Entertainment” presentation held at the The Colosseum of Caesars Palace during the 2016 CinemaCon in Las Vegas, Nevada.
This was one of those instances where our protestations got ever louder and more frantic as we scrolled down, from “Giiiiirrrrllll….” to “Girl, NO,” to “STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY WHY WHY?” toward the end.
We’re just warning you.
It’s a lot, we know. We’ll give you a minute.
Okay, first: this is a brown suede military-style jacket. That’s somewhat inoffensive, although we have to say, this yellowy shade of brown is not friendly to her. Next, we see… dear God, it’s high-waisted suede hot pants, complete with cuffs, cameltoe, and the longest pants zipper we’ve ever seen. We are through the looking glass here, people. We’ve entered a dimension where taste and proportions are alien concepts.
No really, girl. Why? You didn’t have a mirror? You didn’t take a moment to say, out loud, “baby poop brown, high-waisted hot pants with cuffs?” You didn’t ponder why these pants have a gigantic zipper that leads to nowhere?
Ah, but see, we think you do know how bad this looks, lady. We think you pulled all your hair in front of this ensemble, slapped on four or five too many bangles, and finished it off with a pair of sandals that have mustaches on them – all in an attempt to disguise your cowhide adult diaper.
It didn’t work.
[Photo Credit: KM/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES]
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