Friday Leftovers

Posted on April 29, 2016

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Y’know what really chaps our cracks, darlings? The fact that this week was a vast Kalahari of bad and boring red carpetry in which we would’ve thrown up any old pictures just to spew opinions (and did) – and the following people STILL managed to be too boring to rate their own posts.

Hit it, also-rans. We’re feeling the need to bark.

 

 

Bellamy Young
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Generic!

 

 

Damian Lewis
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Big head/little jacket!

 

 

Jean Smart

Aggressively colorless!

 

 

Jordana Brewster

Red!

Because there’s literally nothing else to be said about this look!

 

Kate Beckinsale

Circus of the Crotchtastic Stars!

 

 

Kate Walsh
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When your toenails are pulling all the focus, YOU PICKED A BORING LOOK.

 

 

Katie Lowes
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Utterly forgettable!

 

 

Malin Akerman
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Bookkeeper for a leather bar!

 

 

Padma Lakshmi
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Not bad, admittedly.

 

 

Patrick Wilson

The epitome of normcore dadstyle.

 

 

Rose Leslie
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Love the coat, love the shoes, but you know nothing about pairing them with each other, Rose Leslie!

 

 

Sharon Stone
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All things considered, this could’ve been a lot worse.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Getty Images, Parisa/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, PacificCoastNews]

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