Y’know what really chaps our cracks, darlings? The fact that this week was a vast Kalahari of bad and boring red carpetry in which we would’ve thrown up any old pictures just to spew opinions (and did) – and the following people STILL managed to be too boring to rate their own posts.
Hit it, also-rans. We’re feeling the need to bark.
Bellamy Young
Generic!
Damian Lewis
Big head/little jacket!
Jean Smart
Aggressively colorless!
Jordana Brewster
Red!
Because there’s literally nothing else to be said about this look!
Kate Beckinsale
Circus of the Crotchtastic Stars!
Kate Walsh
When your toenails are pulling all the focus, YOU PICKED A BORING LOOK.
Katie Lowes
Utterly forgettable!
Malin Akerman
Bookkeeper for a leather bar!
Padma Lakshmi
Not bad, admittedly.
Patrick Wilson
The epitome of normcore dadstyle.
Rose Leslie
Love the coat, love the shoes, but you know nothing about pairing them with each other, Rose Leslie!
Sharon Stone
All things considered, this could’ve been a lot worse.
[Photo Credit: Getty Images, Parisa/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, PacificCoastNews]
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