Titus Burgess at the “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” Season 2 World Premiere

Posted on March 31, 2016

Titus Burgess attends the “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” Season 2 world premiere at the SVA Theatre in New York City.

 

Our red carpetry and pole dance offerings today have been depressingly and drearily bland, to our increasing horror. So after a day of assessing church clothes and various salutes to beige, we’d just like to say to Mr. Titus…

 

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THANK YOU QUEEN FOR BRINGING IT.

This is why God invented the sparkle-gays, kittens. To bring just a little more color into your life.

Unforch, the jacket is a little tight. It’s not helped that he’s got it double-buttoned, which is a no-no. People always ask why it’s a rule to only do one button of a man’s jacket and the simple answer, as the above demonstrates, is that men’s jackets are specifically tailored to hang a certain way with the bottom button left as an ornamental embellishment and not used functionally.

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