Nia Vardalos and John Corbett at the “My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2” New York Premiere

Posted on March 16, 2016

Nia Vardalos and John Corbett attend the premiere of “My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2” at the AMC Loews Lincoln Square 13 Theater New York City, NY.

 

T & Lo are proud to present… two people who find the red carpet strange and frightening:

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Awkward posing and strained smiles, darlings. Feel the comfort.

We tease because … well, because we’re bitches. We know how beloved these two are to a certain committed audience, and how excited that audience is to see them reunite for a sequel so many years later. John looks fine, if a little dull. Then again, “fine, but dull” is pretty much a universal descriptor for him. Personally, we don’t think the full sideburns work with the slicked-back banker hair, but we suspect he’d slap us if we suggested trimming them.

As for Miss Nia, we would have been surprised if she’d stepped out in Valentino Couture or some sort of edgy, fashion-forward look. For the sake of her own image, it’s probably a good idea to keep things in the realm of relatable style. Even so, this just looks like a bridesmaid’s dress. There’s relatable and then there’s just plain boring. The color’s nice, though. The real problem here is the head styling. Her makeup is incredibly harsh and the shape of her hair is weirdly lopsided.

 


Style Credits:
Custom Christian Siriano Red Silk Faille Off-the-Shoulder Flounce Gown

[Photo Credit: PR Photos/PRPhotos.com – Video Credit: Movieclips Trailers via YouTube]

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