Michelle Obama at State Dinner in Argentina

Argentina’s President Mauricio Macri, US President Barack Obama, US First Lady Michelle Obama and First Lady Juliana Awada upon arrival for a dinner at the Kirchner Cultural Centre in Buenos Aires, Argentina.

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Michelle: J FLO, it’s FLO MO here.

Juliana: Oh! Hello, Michelle. How are you enjoying your trip to Argentina, land of opportunity and justice?

Michelle: Loving it. You guys know how to put out a spread. If I stay another day I’m not going to fit into any of my dresses. And speaking of which…. I was wondering if maybe you wanted to go twinsies tonight.

Juliana: I don’t understand … ?

Michelle: Sure you do. Let’s both wear sparkly shoes and sleeveless dresses in muted colors with high collars and full skirts.

Juliana: But … why? I mean, I was going to wear a dress like that anyway, but —

Michelle: And why were you going to wear a dress like that?

Juliana: Because I … look good in it?

Michelle: And…?

Juliana: I …

Michelle: Girl, come on. Just say it.

Juliana: I’m a —

Michelle: “I’m a hot First Lady.” That’s not so hard, right? This is ME. I’m not going to judge you for thinking it. Been there!

Juliana: Thank you.

Michelle: So, you in? Let’s dress up like it’s date night and really flaunt it, y’know? We’re FLILFs and we’re proud of it!

Juliana: Yes. Let’s turn this motherfucker out, as you Americans say.

Michelle: Not all of us, girl. Keep that shit under your wig, okay? Catch you there! You better bring it!

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

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