Kate Hudson in Maria Lucia Hohan at the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party

Posted on March 02, 2016

Kate Hudson attends the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted by Graydon Carter at the Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts in Beverly Hills, California.

 

Behold the thirst:

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Girlfriend is about ten seconds away from doing cartwheels to get more attention. And her boobs look like Jiffy Pop.

We’re fans of big, glamorous metallic gowns for things like Oscar night. After all, if you can’t pull off a little attention-seeking glam at the Annual Yearly Convention of Attention-Seekers, then when can you? So we’re not opposed to the idea of this dress. But we sure don’t like the design of it. There’s the aforementioned Jiffy Boobs, but really, that whole bodice is just plain awful. The ruching isn’t attractive at all rendered in that metallic, and the shape of it, with the high waist and the side cutouts, is unflattering. We like the pleated skirt, but not the thigh-high slit. And of course, the posing is not helping us to feel positive things about this whole look.

And can someone explain why you’d glam yourself up to that extent, but not wear any discernible makeup or do anything to your hair but run your fingers through it? She’s all sparkle and glam from the neck down, with a head that looks like she just got out of a pool.

 

Style Credits:
Maria Lucia Hohan Liquid Metal Pleated Gown Featuring Round Draped Corset, Spaghetti Straps and High Slit from the Fall 2016 Collection
Oroton ‘Wander’ Metallic Foil Pebble Grain Leather Clutch
Brian Atwood Gold ‘Tribeca’ Leather Platform Sandal

[Photo Credit: Getty Images, KM/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, Maria Lucia Hohan, Oroton]

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