Darlings, it’s time for us to put Awards Season ’16 to bed. Or, if you’re feeling less gentle about your metaphors, it’s time to take Awards Season ’16 out back and pop a cap in its head.
Are you with us? Then let’s begin. We’re tired and cranky. This will absolutely be reflected in our comments.
We suppose it’s by design that she looks like she’s naked and blushing at first glance, but we don’t love skin-colored dresses.
Not feeling the shine.
It takes a VERY special man to make a white tux work. Common is that man.
Perfunctory. That top’s about ready to just give up completely.
A little adorably askew, but acceptable. Digging the blue shirt.
Bow down, bitches. She’s 82 and still wearing heels and slit skirts.
The line for whisker rides forms here.
She’s so right for Westwood. This isn’t setting us on fire, but it’s a good match of brand and wearer.
Her usual. Looks good from here.
It’s pretty enough, but Helen Mirren would find it mumsy.
1930s hair and 1970s disco styles always make a great combo.
Did her parents make her go? That’s not an Oscar party face. That’s a “Sunday dinner at Nana’s” face.
Lovely. It’s a great color, even though we’re not convinced it’s quite her color.
Looks like sugary breakfast cereal.
It’s too tight, but it’s a fabulous look.
There were a lot of tricky straps this night. While the color looks great, the straps make her look way more busty (busty-er?) than she is.
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