And now, the boys. Just don’t expect much in the way of commentary. There’s only so much you can say about a basic black tux.
The pants are too long.
Are those black pants with a blue double-breasted jacket? Because no.
That’s cute, but your beard is threatening to consume your eyes within a day or two.
Nicely done but the jacket sleeves are too short or the shirtsleeves are too long.
Ditto, except it appears both sets of sleeves are too long in this case.
This is not the 1965 Soph Hop, Michael. And besides, your jacket doesn’t even fit.
Love the check; do not love the fit.
Epic hair and a gigantic ’90s-style tux.
Also nicely done.
If you suck your cheeks or your stomach in any more, Eddie, we fear you’re going to cause a black hole to form right there on the red carpet.
Oddly, the pants are a little on the short side.
BOW THE FUCK DOWN HEY BOO HEY
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