The Men at the SAG Awards 2016

Posted on February 02, 2016

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And now, the boys. Just don’t expect much in the way of commentary. There’s only so much you can say about a basic black tux.

Leonardo DiCaprio in Giorgio Armani
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The pants are too long.

 

Anthony Mackie in Brunello Cucinelli
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Are those black pants with a blue double-breasted jacket? Because no.

 

Jay Duplass
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That’s cute, but your beard is threatening to consume your eyes within a day or two.

 

Michael Stuhlbarg
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Nicely done but the jacket sleeves are too short or the shirtsleeves are too long.

 

Mark Ruffalo (w/ Sunrise Coigney)
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Ditto, except it appears both sets of sleeves are too long in this case.

 

Kevin Spacey in Giorgio Armani
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Puddle pants.

 

Michael Shannon
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This is not the 1965 Soph Hop, Michael. And besides, your jacket doesn’t even fit.

 

Ty Burrell in Isaia (w/ Holly Burrell)
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Love the check; do not love the fit.

 

Gary Cole
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Epic hair and a gigantic ’90s-style tux.

 

Jim Parsons in Ermenegildo Zegna
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Nicely done.

 

Jeffrey Tambor
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Also nicely done.

 

Eddie Redmayne in Dior
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If you suck your cheeks or your stomach in any more, Eddie, we fear you’re going to cause a black hole to form right there on the red carpet.

 

Bryan Cranston in Burberry (w/ Robin Dearden)
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Flawless.

 

Finn Wittrock in Prada
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Oddly, the pants are a little on the short side.

 

Rami Malek in Ovadia & Sons
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BOW THE FUCK DOWN HEY BOO HEY

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