Sarah Paulson Appears on “IMDb Asks” in NYC

Posted on February 11, 2016

“American Crime Story” and “American Horror Story” actress Sarah Paulson makes an appearance on “IMDb Asks” in New York City.

 

Shall we just go ahead and assume that playing Marcia Clark in American Crime Story: The People vs. O.J. Simpson has her stuck in a 1990s frame of mind? Because darlings, that is the only thing that’s going to explain this:

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You see, children, in the distant and sepia-toned days of the 1990s, everyone owned a dress, a set of drapes, a tablecloth or a bedspread in this exact fabric. EVERYONE. It was THE LAW. Every time you turned your head in the 1990s, you saw this exact fabric. It was horrible and we’ve barely recovered as a society.

Thankfully, we’ve collectively become more open and tolerant since those dark days and now, people only wear hideously mumsy florals because they want to, not because the government forces them to. Which is why we’re free to question Sarah Paulson’s sanity for wearing this horrid thing.

Girl, you look like an April Cornell store vomited all over you. Go home and try again.

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

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