Come now, kittens. Did you think we were going to let the extravaganza known as “Grease Live!” pass without comment from us? Silly bitches. Of course we have things to say about it; LOTS of things, from the one cast member who came close to tanking the whole thing to the surprisingly effective performances of several other cast members to the bizarre use of the audience and the truly jaw-dropping camera work. Oh, and the songs and the dancing too. And the fact that virtually all the comedy was stripped out of what could arguably be called a comedic musical play. Also: despite it all, it’s probably going to change the format of live musical television going forward.
Then, we turn our loving and judgmental eyes toward Oscar nominee and frequent T Lo subject matter Miss Jennifer Lawrence; specifically, Miss Jennifer Lawrence’s red carpet style. All of the following looks are referenced in our little chat:
And our conclusion is, despite her limited range, she’s kind of tough to pin down.
Even so, we picked two looks from the Dior spring 2016 couture collection as possible jumping off points for her Oscar gown. They may surprise you:
Obviously each look would be dramatically customized and altered to be Oscars appropriate, but we wouldn’t be surprised if either of these looks wind up as the main inspiration for her gown.
And finally, because it’s been on all our minds this week, we have a few things to get off our chest about the endless Zoolander2 promotional tour and how it’s the death of comedy when you allow the fashion industry to partner with you while you make fun of the fashion industry.
As per the uzh, it’s the typical T Lo opinion-spew.
Thanks once again for submitting to our onslaught of bitchery, kittens! And if you are so inclined, you can download/subscribe to the podcast here.
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