Lupita Nyong’o makes an appearance on the “Today” show in New York City.
We don’t want to alarm anyone, but we’re pretty sure Armageddon is about to befall us. How else can you explain the fact that Lupita wore an ensemble that we don’t much like? Call your loved ones and hug your pets, darlings. Do it now, before the Horsemen come.
Let’s start with the coat. We don’t like it. Not the color; not the bathrobe-y shape. We get that pink is having a fashion moment, but not all pinks are equal and in this case, we may have found one of those very rare shades that doesn’t actually look all that good on Lupita. It doesn’t help that the only other color is a vivid purple, giving the whole thing the feeling of church clothes for a child on Easter Sunday. A child wearing a bra instead of a top, apparently.
But it’s just a cutout. And while we think she can work a cutout like few can, it’s a weird detail to be exposing through your belted coat. If its’ cold enough for a coat like that, then it’s too cold to be baring your sternum and abs to the elements.
And then there’s the bridesmaid shoes. We cannot.
Oh, Lupita. Let’s never discuss any of this again.
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