Elizabeth Olsen and James Norton at the ELLE Style Awards 2016

Posted on February 24, 2016

Elizabeth Olsen poses with her award for Actress of The Year with James Norton at the ELLE Style Awards 2016 in London, England.

 

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T: These shots make me want to cry.

Lo: Her outfit’s bad, but it’s not that bad. Get a hold of yourself.

T: It’s not her, it’s him.

Lo: He’s making you cry? Why, because he’s so dreamy and you can’t handle all that beauty?

T: Simmer down. No, because he’s so dreamy and he looks like crap.

Lo: And that makes you want to cry?

T: Yes, because he’s got full lips, blonde eyelashes and the skin tone of a basement-dwelling viking, and as someone who also has full lips, blonde eyelashes, and the skin tone of a basement-dwelling viking …

Lo: I can see where this is going…

T: I’m upset that someone as beautiful as him can’t avoid looking like an eyeless fish in photographs.

Lo: You’re mean.

T: No, I’m panicking. I’ve been kidding myself all these years that someday I’d figure out a way to not look like an eyeless fish when a flash goes off, but if someone as drop dead gorgeous as he is can’t figure it out, what hope does a mere, pale, full-lipped blond-lashed nobody as myself have?

Lo: There, there.

T: HE NEEDS BRONZER. AND HE SHOULD OPEN HIS EYES REALLY WIDE, THAT’S WHAT A PHOTOGRAPHER TOLD ME ONCE.

Lo: Shhhh….

T: HE SHOULD DYE HIS EYELASHES – OH GOD, I DON’T EVEN RECOGNIZE MYSELF ANYMORE.

Lo: You’re forgetting the most important thing.

T: *snf* What?

Lo: They’re both wearing shit outfits.

T: That does make me feel a little better, thank you.

 

Style Credits:
Calvin Klein Collection Ensemble from the Spring 2016 Collection
Christian Dior Black Pumps

[Photo Credit: Stills Press/INFphoto.com, Landmark/PR Photos, IMAXTree]

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