Dakota Johnson attends the European premiere of “How to Be Single” at the Vue West End Cinema, Leicester Square in London, UK.
No, girl. You may have a knack for wearing really showy looks, if not a need to wear them in order to avoid collapsing into an event horizon of blandness, but that doesn’t mean you’re the girl who can wear the Gold Metallic Gown. You see, the GMG has a long red carpet history. Some would even say it’s something of an iconically classic Hollywood look. But like leather skirts and speedos, they only really look spectacular on a single-digit percentage of the population. Welcome to the other 95%, dear.
It’s just Not Your Dress, Miss Dakota. Pack it up and FedEx it off to Lupita Nyong’o, who is the rightful wearer of it. Let’s get you in something quirky with a little bit of twee to it, yes? That’s your sweet spot.
Custom Marc Jacobs Metallic Gown with Ruffle Straps
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