Alison Brie in Monse at the “How to Be Single” Premiere

Alison Brie attends the premiere of Dakota Johnson “How to Be Single”at the New York University Skirball Center in New York City.

Oh, Girl. Not you too.

We figured after Jaime King horrified people the world over (i.e., us) with a similar “shirt-turned-into-a-dress” horrorfrock from the same collection, other ladystars would learn their lesson and stay far away from insidious garments that try to disguise themselves as other garments.

Now, we could go on and on about all the many things that are wrong with this dress, from the very concept to the proportions to the super-shiny boudoir fabric, but really, we think we have to say only one thing.

You are wearing a sleeveless dress with two vestigial sleeves hanging off the back of it.

Sweetie, if you don’t see how fucking weird that is, we’re afraid you may be a lost cause.

Style Credits:
Monse Black Strapless Pleated Shirt-Inspired Dress from the Spring 2016 Collection
Meira T jewelry
Jimmy Choo Black ‘Lucy’ Ankle-Strap Pump

[Photo Credit: Janet Mayer/PRPhotos.com, Rula Kanawati/PRPhotos.com, Dara Kushner/INFphoto.com, Callahan/ACE/INFphoto.com, Monse]

• Alison Brie
• How to Be Single
• Jimmy Choo
• Meira T
• Monse
• Movie Premiere
• Red Carpet