People’s Choice Awards Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on January 08, 2016

Darlings, it’s not exactly Hollywood’s prom night nor is it quite the parade of superstars it wants to be, so let’s make the People’s Choice to just lump all the rest of the People’s Choice Awards attendees together so we can do one mass-judging and put this whole show to bed.

Yes? Yes. Let us begin. Remember to be forceful and brief, darlings. Like a quickie in a cab.



Lea Michele in Elie Saab

The hair’s not doing it for us, but this is not bad, all things considered. Or maybe it’s just that we’ve seen worse and we’re trying to be nice.


Lucy Hale in Self-Portrait

Yuck. There’s way too much going on here.


Josh Holloway

Why do you look like a kid wearing his big brother’s suit, Josh? Buy something that fits.


Natalie Dormer in Roland Mouret

We can’t say we like it, but we appreciate it for being different. We just wish the bust fit her better.



Sasha Alexander in Antonio Berardi

That neckline is irritating and the clashy nature of the shoes is making our eyelids twitch.



Kate Hudson in Galvin

The role of Jennifer Aniston will be played by Kate Hudson for tonight’s performance.



Camilla Luddignton in Balmain




Meghan Trainor in Balmain

No, girl. The proportions on this thing are terrible.


Ellen Pompeo in Michael Kors

Modesty chic. We think we like it. It’s different.


Kat Graham in David Koma

Everything from her thighs up is okay. Everything below that is disastrous.


Alison Brie in Cushnie et Ochs

A weirdly shaped dress the color of bathroom fixtures. Girl, what are we going to do with you?



Julianne Hough in Kaufmanfranco

Don’t love the hair, but the outfit’s pretty good.


Kaley Cuoco in Manning Cartell

Cute dress, but no on the shoes. We can get behind flats and even get behind some kind of high-end sneaker if you want to be sassy about it, but she looks like she’s ready to go jogging in sequins.


Amber Valetta in Balmain

This smells like circa 2001 Carrie Bradshaw.


Portia de Rossi (in SAFiYAA) and Ellen DeGeneres

To our surprise, we like Ellen’s look more than Portia’s.


Abigail Spencer in Alexia Maria

Seems a little musty and formal somehow.


Dakota Johnson in Armani Privé

It’s a little on the plain side, but that’s kind of her deal. We like it. As always, she looks like she’s sporting a DIY haircut, though.


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