Paul Bettany and Jennifer Connelly attend the 6th Biennial UNICEF Ball at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel, Beverly Hills, California.
God, we love these two snooty assholes.
And we totally say that with love. Her outfit is pretty much insane, but don’t we all expect that from her? And don’t we all expect his porn director glasses and their smug facial expressions? The Bettany-Connellys are the total package. The total package of pretentiousness.
PLEASE BE OUR FRIENDS, YOU GUYS WE LOVE YOU. WE WOULD FEEL SO VALIDATED BY YOUR FRIENDSHIP.
Sorry. That was undignified. We just want to stand next to them and smirk at all the plebs. Is that so wrong?
We actually kinda dig the sci-fi feel of her dress. It’s the booties that make our eyelids twitch.
Louis Vuitton Red Sequin Long-Sleeve Dress Featuring Cutout Shoulders and Thigh-High Split
Louis Vuitton Petite Malle Bag
Louis Vuitton Black Booties
Louis Vuitton Black Tuxedo
[Photo Credit: Getty Images, INFphoto.com, Louis Vuitton]