Chris Pine attends the premiere of Disney’s “The Finest Hours” at TCL Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California.
Mr Pine, we find your efforts here to be very feeble, Mister. Very feeble indeed.
Harrumph. Nice hair, though.
Yes, he’s very pretty. We don’t deny that. But as poledancing efforts go, he has done far, far better than this in the past. In comparison, this is just okay. The pants need hemming and the color of the suit does nothing for him. Besides – and we admit, this is our own personal bugaboo – it makes little sense to wear a suit and a white dress shirt, but skip wearing a tie. That’s fine if you’re wearing a sportscoat or a patterned or colored shirt, but a getup like this always looks like you took your tie off after your third drink at the wedding reception.
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