Darlings, it’s the very WORST of the WORST – and this is where things start getting interesting, because with these top five, we have to make our case as to why they’re not all in the Number One spot or, in the case of the Number One spot, why it placed so high when there were seemingly better choices. Oh, it’s a very T Lo-specific kind of list, kittens. We expect much disagreement on this one.
While it would have been very easy (and made a whole lot of sense) to place Miss Miley’s crotch chandelier entry much higher on the list, we have to acknowledge that she’s the right gal and this is the right place for this kind of look. It’s horrible from head to toe, but we can’t say she doesn’t know her image and know the venue.
Most of the time, it’s a challenge to decide which, of the many offerings she bestowed upon us, Heidi Klum look will wind up in any list of worst red carpetry. This year, which was no less tacky in that lovably Heidi way, she managed to cut right through all the noise and say “Here, guys. This is the dress you want on your list.” So thank you, Heidi. For once, you made our choice in these matters quite easy. After all, who could argue that this car wreck of a gown doesn’t belong here?
This is, without a doubt, the very worst look from top to bottom ever worn on a red carpet in 2015. It’s, quite frankly, a hideous look. So much so that we simply can’t imagine anyone leaving the house looking like this voluntarily, let alone to go to an event where you’re the host and DJ and you know you’re going to get your picture taken.
Having said that, the reason she’s not higher is because this is, on some level, venue-appropriate. Put it this way: it’s one party where she could have gotten away with wearing cut-offs and a bathing suit. The problem is she chose these cutoffs and this bathing suit – and then she styled the look with those horrid shoes and a head scarf so incongruous with the rest of the outfit that we assume she found it on the floor a few minutes ago.
Awful look, yes. Worst single look of the year. But worst red carpetry overall? No. But hopefully we’ll make sense when you scroll down.
Girl, no. Not only is this dress hiddy, but it’s giving everyone the distinct impression that you’re being sexually harassed by it. Nothing this expensive should look this bad and no actress at the premiere of a film she’s in should be looking like this. We can’t imagine why anyone would pick this dress let alone even try it on.
And finally, a drumroll, please, for the very worst red carpetry of 2015 …
To us, this was the biggest bungle of them all. She was starring in a hit, highly-buzzed-about movie and this was her first step out onto an awards show red carpet flush with her new success and fame. She had tons of options available to her by dint of the fact that she’s a tall, thin, statuesque blonde who was on an awards track. She chose something that made her look blocky and saggy when she’s neither of those things. While we think it can be argued there were technically uglier looks than this on this list, no one made as big a mistake as this one in terms of using the red carpet to its fullest effect. She could have – and should have – wowed us all, but instead all we could collectively say was “What the hell was she thinking?”