Red Carpet Countdown: The WORST Looks of 2015, Part 2

Posted on December 23, 2015

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Darlings, we’re continuing our countdown of all the awful ways our celebrities have let us down this year. Let us list our disappointments together, shall we? Part 1 is here. You wouldn’t want to miss out on any complaining, would you? It’s what the holiday season is all about, after all.

10. Zac Efron at the “We Are Your Friends Premiere

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Yes, he’s very hot and if you are inclined to want to “do” the sex with him, we would see no need to argue with you on that. But in a year when boystar style choices took a considerable step backwards, we need at least one of these lazy asses to be the proxy for all those male stars who found shirts with buttons far too homo for their promotional needs. Also, because the most deserving member of that club, Woody Harrelson, will not be making this list this year based on a technicality (i.e., he wasn’t actually on a red carpet but at a photo call). Yes, it sucks that Zac should have to stand in for all the men who made such terrible choices, but he should have thought of that before standing next to a co-star in a 10,000 dollar dress while wearing an undershirt.

 

9. Rihanna in Giambattista Valli Couture at the 2015 Grammys

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We don’t care how fabulous you are or how many style awards are bestowed on you, no one looks good being slowly consumed by a lacy pink mollusk.

 

 

 8. Noomi Rapace in Vivienne Westwood at the “Child 44” UK premiere

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It’s like the eighties had a sleazy parking lot hookup with the nineties and this is the unwanted baby they left on a convent doorstep.

And you can wipe that sneer off your face, missy. We didn’t pick this dress out. You did.

 

 

7. Kim Kardashian in Proenza Schouler at the 2015 CFDAs

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Because it’s a Klingon prom dress.

 

 

6. Jaime King in Monse at the “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” LA premiere.

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Because there is no possible way for a person to look chic and like they’re being held hostage by a giant with a taste for silk shirts at the same time. Because no single garment this year did more to make us concerned about the wearer’s mental state than this one. Because you’d have to be crazy to wear this in public.

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