Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hardy at “The Revenant” LA Premiere

Posted on December 17, 2015

Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hardy attend the premiere of “The Revenant” at the TCL Chinese Theatre in Los Angeles, California.

 

And now, awkward bro-hugs.

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They look like they’re in physical pain, as if touching each other sets off a painful electrical charge or something. Boys, it’s okay. You don’t have to pretend. Why not just step out on the red carpet and start punching each other in the face to more firmly establish your manly, no-homo bona fides?

Kudos to you both on your totally masculine and heteronormative style choices, which are serving you well, even if neither of your suits look all that well-fitted. Hardy wins this round for the watch fob alone, although we question the color combo of his shirt and tie.

It is long past time for Leo to reconsider the goatee.

 

[Photo Credit: Peter West/ACE/INFphoto.com, INFphoto.com – Video Credit: 20th Century Fox via YouTube]

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