Maya Rudolph attends the premiere of “Sisters” at the Ziegfeld Theater in New York City.
We don’t think we’ve ever subjected Miss Maya to the loving judgment of the Bitter Kittens, but this dress calls for some conversating. Gather ’round, girls.
On the one hand, the shape really suits her and the lower half is really cute. On the other hand, the bodice not only looks like it belongs on another dress, but it also kind of looks like she’s topless and had her torso embroidered. Tan. Such a tricky color, darlings. It seems to us it’s a color that looks good roughly one time out of every five a person of any skin tone wears it. And those sleeves bug. The combination of length and width is like a textbook example of an unflattering proportion.
Or are we being fussy and picky about a cool and unusual dress? In other words…
Maya Rudolph’s Faux Topless Dress:
IN or OUT?
Show your work.
Peter Pilotto Turtneck ‘Cari’ Long-Sleeve Wool Dress Featuring Swarovski Crystal Embellishments from the Fall 2015 Collection
[Photo Credit: Nancy Rivera/ACE/INFphoto.com, IMAXTree, modaoperandi.com]