Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan-Tatum at “The Hateful Eight” Premiere

Posted on December 08, 2015

Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan-Tatum attend the premiere of The Weinstein Company’s “The Hateful Eight” at the ArcLight Cinemas Cinerama Dome in Hollywood, California.

 

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Let us first stipulate that they are a lovely couple who always look good side-by-side, no matter what they’re wearing. All agreed? Motion carried.

Having said that, Jenna, girl, we love you but we are just about at the end of our rope. And that rope is labeled “Gowns that look like underwear.” We cannot. You should not. You don’t look bad at all, but you do kinda look like you raided Nicki Minaj’s closet. It’s not really your dress, dear. And besides, it’s just so damn done at this point. 2015 was definitely the Year of the Celebrity Panty and we will be happy to see the end of it. Of course that probably means 2016 will be the year of the … we don’t know … they’ll probably all start showing off their dress shields next.

Channing, you look perfectly fine. This is also the year where it became de rigeur for men’s ties to match their suits exactly. It doesn’t pain us the way underwear gowns do, but it is a trend we’ll happily see end, just because it tends to limit men’s style choices even further than they already are. Ties are usually the one part of a man’s semi-formal outfit that he can have a little fun with, but if he’s expected to match it exactly to the suit – and let’s face it, that suit will only be in blue, black, brown or gray 99% of the time  – then we’ve effectively reduced men’s style down to four acceptable colors. Fuck that noise.

Looks like a lot of fun. And that’s one hell of a cast. We actually had to go to IMDB to check, but Channing is listed in the cast, even though he’s practically impossible to find in the trailer.

Hmmm.

Style Credits:
Marchesa Sheer Tulle and Lace Gown with Bead Embellishments from the Spring 2016 Collection

[Photo Credit: Xclusive/PacificCoastNews, IMAXTree – Video Credit: The Weinstein Company via YouTube]

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