Kate Beckinsale attends the Evening Standard Theatre Awards at The Old Vic Theatre in London, England.
Miss Kate, were all set to give you the full “WERQ, GURL” treatment, complete with fingersnaps and neck rolls.
But then we caught a glimpse of your iridescent green eyeshadow and all our love died on the vine. Lose the lizards lids and we’ll talk.
No, really. Lose them. As in, right now. As in, march yourself directly into the first ladies room and wipe that gunk off.
Such a shame, because it really is a lovely dress, even if the bodice is a tad over-ruched. We’re sighing dramatically, Kate; as if you’ve really let us down, just so you know.
Alberta Ferretti Sleeveless Printed Celadon Gown from the Limited Edition Fall 2015 Couture Collection
Diane Von Furstenberg by H.Stern Love Knot Earrings in White Gold with Diamonds
Brian Atwood ‘Tribeca’ Metallic Platform Sandals
[Photo Credit: Getty Images, i-Images/PacificCoastNews, Alberta Ferretti]