Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany attend the premiere of “Shelter” at The Whitney Museum of American Art in New York City.
We so want them to be our snooty, pretentious friends. Everyone needs a pair in their lives, don’t you find? Just for every now and then. Like when you want a recommendation for a good book or play. Or you need to stand next to someone at the party who can judge people’s outfits with you.
And speaking of judging their outfits … bleh. We’ve seen them do better versions of this kind of schtick. His normal Euro-snob Chic is looking like bad Thurston Howell III drag and her usual Edgy Boho Glam just looks heavy and awkward. That thing just hangs on her. And the pink part looks like it’s hanging from her nipples (which is not something we ever imagined we’d type, by the way). We’d think anyone talking to her that night would have to fight not to wind up eyeing her nipple area, waiting for the pink part of the dress to just give up the fight and slide to the floor.
Also the mismatched pink purse – which is entirely too twee for the outfit (and for words) – is causing eyelid twitches.
Louis Vuitton Embellished Maxi Dress from the Spring 2016 Collection
Louis Vuitton Pink and Black Bag
Louis Vuitton Double-Breasted Suit
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