Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the “By The Sea” Screening

Posted on November 04, 2015

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt attend Q&A event for “By the Sea” at City Cinemas theatre in New York City.

 

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Stand back, darlings. We feel a snap judgment coming on. Ready? Here goes:

Preacher’s wife and aging hairdresser. BAM. JUDGMENT, BITCHES.

We should praise her for wearing a color, since the occurrence of one anywhere in contact with her skin is a rarity, but the dress is so bland and the gold belt looks like a failed attempt to make it more glamorous than it ever could be.

As for him, nothing quite matches (we count something like seven shades of gray and at least 4 distinct textures), he’s over-styled to an almost absurd extent (especially standing next to his criminally understyled wife), and the jacket and vest are clearly too small on him, making this very toned and fit man look chubby.

Also, they’re both sporting ghost faces. He looks like he’s wearing more makeup than she is.

Also-also:

 

Their film looks hilariously pretentious.

 

Style Credits:
Luisa Beccaria Pale Blue Long-Sleeve Pleated Dress
Stuart Weitzman Adobe Aniline ‘Heist’ Pump

[Photo Credit: Kristin Callahan/ACE/INFphoto.com, TS, PacificCoastNews – Video Credit: JoBlo Movie Trailers via YouTube]

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