Ariana Grande, winner of Favorite Pop/Rock Female Artist, poses in the press room during the 2015 American Music Awards at Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, California.
Ariana, we’ll make you a deal. If you stop that godawful cutesy-poo posing, we’ll try and say nice things about you. Note that we said “try.” We can’t guarantee results.
Look, just stop posing like that, okay?
And since this agreement isn’t retroactive, we’re within our rights to note that you are wearing an insane dress with a crazy vulva-flap skirt that looks like it was made out of an old garment bag and your shoes are far too much for it. We’ll be nicer next time. If you remember to pose like a grownup.
Giambattista Valli Strapless Dress Featuring Floral Beaded Bodice, Pink Peplum and Black Lace Skirt from the Fall 2015 Couture Collection
Lydia Courteille Diamond Ring
Dsquared2 ‘Queen Mary’ Sandal
[Photo Credit: Getty Images, Juan Rico/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, IMAXTree, farfetch.com]
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