2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Posted on November 11, 2015

Darlings, it’s that time of year again! Time for the world’s largest drag show sans penises! Yes, it’s the Victoria’s Secret “Fashion” Show, and every species of VS Angel was there on the runway, representing her peeps. Let’s identify them all, shall we?

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The Angel of Dusting.

 

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The Angel of Skiing.

 

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The Angel of Shrooms.

 

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The Angel of Fireworks.

 

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The Angel of Bachelor Parties.

 

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The Angel of Bottle Brushes.

 

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The Angel of Doesn’t-Deserve-This-Job.

 

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The Angel of Cheap Bedding From Walmart.

 

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The Angel of Project Runway Eliminations.

 

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The Angel of Shallow Jingoism.

 

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The Angel of Unoriginality.

 

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The Angel of Saturday Morning Cartoons.

 

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The Angel of Not-Understanding-How-To-Dress-For-The-Weather.

 

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The Angel of Mariah Carey.

 

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The Angel of Blotter Acid.

 

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The Angel of Bond Girls.

 

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The Angel of Stripmining the Iconography and Memories of a Generation For Profit.

 

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The Angel of Time For Your Meds.

 

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The Angel of Wall Street.

 

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The Angel of Smart Fire Prevention Tips.

 

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The Angel of Party City.

 

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The Angel of Sugary Cereals.

 

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The Angel of Satis House (and also of Getting Literary On Your Ass).

 

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The Angel of Gift Wrapping.

 

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The Angel of Nerds.

 

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The Angel of Confusion.

 

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The Angel of Glam Rock.

 

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The Angel of Craft Stores.

 

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The Angel of Body Glitter and Tumbleweed.

 

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The Angel of Does That Spell Out Something?

 

 

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The Angel of Jesus Christ Superstar.

 

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The Other Angel of Skiing.

 

 

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The Angel of Sea Anemones.

And finally…

 

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The Angel of Holiday Lawn Decorations.

SEXY HOLIDAYS, EVERYONE!

 

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

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