2015 Hollywood Film Awards Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on November 02, 2015

Darlings, it was the Hollywood Film Awards! What are the Hollywood Film Awards? Fuckall if we know! Let’s judge people!


Alicia Vikander in Louis Vuitton

Some of these LV warrior princess looks work and some of them just plain don’t. This one is a “don’t.” The top half is interesting but that flimsy skirt does not get the job done.


Amber Heard in Temperley London

It’s a bathrobe! It’s a jumpsuit! It’s the new BATHSUIT! Order now!

Or don’t. Please don’t.


Amy Schumer in Halston Heritage

This is very polished and cute. Not in love with the tricky hem, but the shape is great and her head looks better than it has in some time.


Carey Mulligan in Erdem

Cute, but we think it’d be cuter if you took one ruffle off the bottom.


Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan-Tatum (in Zuhair Murad)

They’re gorgeous. Let’s decide to hate them.


Dakota Johnson in Gucci

This is hurting our eyes. Probably not as much as those torture devices are hurting her feet, though.


Jordana Brewster in Monique Lhuillier

No. Absolutely not. Her entire lower half looks like flypaper that’s been hanging up too long.


Michelle Rodriguez in Solace



Reese Witherspoon in Haney

Also acceptable (don’t love the hem, but don’t hate it either), but white doesn’t really do anything for her.

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

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