Like Miss Zendaya, Miss Ri has also been sashaying her ass up and down the streets of Paris dressed like she’s starring in her own movie. But Ri being Ri, it’s an entirely different genre of movie each time.
Rihanna visits the Eiffel Tower with her mother and brother in Paris, France.
This is “Serious Fucking Euro Chic.” She looks like she’s starring in a movie about an international spy ring posing undercover in the fashion world. We’re thinking the inside of this thing is lined with weaponry.
Rihanna arrives at the Dior store on Avenue Montaigne street in Paris, France.
But lest we think she’s here to only be the serious grownup version of chic, she comes out in this little number to remind everyone just how well she can pull off “girlish” and make it seem drop-dead instead of “Barbie.” This is “Rom-Com Chic.”
Rihanna attends the Vogue 95th Anniversary Party in Paris, France.
Call us crazy or call us fangurls, we don’t care. This Dracula’s Daughter drag is WORKING for us. “’60s Italian Horror Film Chic” is something for which we are HERE, darlings.
Like her infamous sheer CFDA dress, this is so ridiculously minimalist that it winds up serving as a frame to set off her own looks and let them take center stage. It’s simply chic and perfect for a freaking Vogue party in freaking Paris.
We couldn’t possibly choose ourselves, but you guys should get into a fight in the comments section over who did it better, Zendaya or Ri.
Christian Dior Striped Coat from the Fall 2013 Couture Collection
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