Keira Knightley attends the “Therese Raquin” Broadway Opening Night at Studio 54 in New York City.
Darlings! We have a NEW entry under the heading “Things That T Lo Are Totally The Hell OVER!” Isn’t that exciting? Can you possibly guess, from looking at these pictures, what this new thing is of which we are OVER?
Time’s up! It’s RUFFLES.
We are also somewhat over certain color trends embodied in this look, specifically the green and pink shades, of which we’ve been seeing a lot lately, but since we complain so often about lack of color on the red carpet, we don’t feel we have much room to bitch about it. Also, the purple satin Miss Piggy pumps are just horrifying, are they not?
But let’s stick to the ruffles, which are the main thing that set our eyelids a’twitchin’. This dress looks like ’80s kitchen curtains. Or a sampler made in a sewing class. A drag queen version of Laura Ingalls. A big pile of mistakes and regrets. This dress looks like a lot of things to us. But you know the one thing this dress does not remind us of?
Gucci Color-block Pleated Ruffled Dress from the Resort 2016 Collection
[Photo Credit: Getty Images, Gucci]