Gwyneth Paltrow in Brandon Maxwell at Variety’s Power of Women Luncheon

Posted on October 12, 2015

Gwyneth Paltrow attends Variety’s Power of Women Luncheon at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills, California.

 

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Gwynnie, we’re just going to come right out and say it. You’ve gone stale, dear. Is the hair pin straight? Yes. Is the outfit neutral-toned, shaped a little goofily and showing off your legs? Yes, yes and yes. Are you a little orange? Also yes. And we could have guessed all the answers to these questions correctly without ever looking at these pictures. We want to cart you, Julia Roberts and Sarah Jessica Parker off to a style camp or something; a place where drag queens and other assorted bossy gay men can whip celebu-ladies back into style shape. It could be the new rehab for the celeb set. We just realized that we’re the two queens that are going to have to make this happen. Venture capitalists, please contact us if you’re interested – and you should be, because it’s a gold mine of an idea. It’s time we cashed in on this shit. And by “shit,” we mean our innate fabulosity.

In the mean time, Gwyynie, at least consider a new cut and possibly even a new color, just to shock the shit out of people.

 

Style Credits:
Brandon Maxwell White Crepe Wave Skirt and Top from the Spring 2016 Collection

[Photo Credit: Getty Images, PRPhotos.com, Brandon Maxwell]

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