Shall we begin?
We literally do not understand the bottom half of this outfit. It hurts our brains to look at it.
Nice, but either a less full skirt or less showy shoes would’ve been better.
Bondage Mod. LOVE.
Not everyone could pull this off.
Indistinguishable from dozens and dozens of Kate Winslet red carpet looks over the years.
She’s making it work, and we have to admit it’s interesting, but it looks stiff and heavy.
Nothing like a little gritted-teeth mother-daughter tension on the red carpet.
Why the hell would you do that?
Serving up Michelle Obama. She could afford to loosen up a little.
Funeral home lamp shade.
A little too en pointe.
You’d think she could get dresses that fit her, considering her husband owns All The Dresses In The World, practically.
Not bad for her, although it looks like it’s missing something. A belt, maybe.
Not really feeling the shoe/dress pairing, but the earrings and hair are fabulous.
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