Carrie Underwood in Bibhu Mohapatra at the Almay Fresh-Faced Beauty Day

Posted on October 22, 2015

Carrie Underwood attends the Almay Fresh-Faced Beauty Day in New York City.

 

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Country Barbie, why are you so afraid of color? Why are you sitting there, all pretty and proud, wearing a dress the color of a chewing gum wad? You’re such a pretty Country Barbie, and like all Barbies, you’ve been manufactured to look good in all kinds of colors and styles. You are, in short, going through life on the lowest difficulty setting. From a style perspective, that is, which is why we are so very saddened by your inability to embrace dresses that don’t look like stitched-together dish towels.

Also, why are your shoes falling off you? Your Barbie shoes should just snap into place, no?

It’s pretty bad when the most interesting and eye-catching thing in these shots is the hotel drapery behind her. Girl, STEP. IT. UP. You are literally being paid to sit there and look pretty.

Style Credits:
Bibhu Mohapatra Cap-Sleeve Cutout Dress with Pleated Skirt from the Spring 2015 Collection

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

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