Darlings! Let’s judge ALL the snooty B to D-listers! Okay? Okay!
We would have accepted either the jacket or the hat, but not both. We would accept those shoes under absolutely no circumstances.
Not bad, but the bag and shoes have nothing to do with the dress.
Victoria Justice in Lublu Kira Plastinina
It’s a cute enough skirt but that top does nothing for it. It would’ve been better in white.
Boy, those are not your pants. Congratulations on your thick thighs, but unfortunately, it means the skinny cut isn’t for you, Cheyenne.
Jaime King in Calvin Klein Collection
Perfectly chic little day look.
Perfectly chic little night look.
Did the invites indicate they preferred flowy floral maxis with clunky-as-hell shoes? None of this works for us. The shape of the dress is terrible.
Cara Santana (in Yigal Azrouël) and Jesse Metcalfe
Quadra-boob and inappropriate footwear.
She got the memo, it seems.
Nina Dobrev in Badgley Mischka
Pretty, if a little try-hard.
We tend to think of black dresses as nighttime, but the stripes give it an appropriately sporty feel.
That’ll do, but we think it’s time for a hair cut, James.
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