“Ant-Man” star Paul Rudd attends the GQ Men Of The Year Awards at The Royal Opera House in London, where he was presented with the Leading Man Award.
What we wanted to do here was simply say “And now, your Moment of Rudd,” and then just let his natural charm and inherent cuteness sweep you all away on a wave of sparkles, rainbows and discreet orgasms. Unfortunately, he fucked it up and now we have to be the bitches to tell him so.
Paul, you’re getting an award from G-frikkin-Q. If ever there was a time when you should be in an impeccably fitted suit, this would be it. But no, you had to do the typical guy thing and pick something off the rack, secure in your assumption that suits will naturally just conform to your body like the clothes in Back to the Future II. It doesn’t work that way, Paul. Both the sleeves and the pants are too long and the jacket is too tight. Also: you couldn’t shave? Also-also: Are those suede ticket pocket flaps? Because no.
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