Nick Jonas Shops for Cigars in Los Angeles

Posted on September 08, 2015

This is, without a doubt, the worst-staged set of celebrity street shots we’ve ever seen. We’re speechless. In fact, we’re going to let Nick take over from here and describe what you’re all seeing.

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“That’s right, world. Little Nicky Tryhard is here in his totally-not-lent-to-him-for-this-occasion Thunderbird – from BEVERLY HILLS HERITAGE CLASSICS. VISIT THEIR SHOWROOM NOW FOR ALL YOUR CLASSIC CAR NEEDS.”

 

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“That’s right, world. Nicky Tryhard is sucking in his cheeks and giving you the Blue Brown Steel you expect from this world-famous recording artist who is also beloved by gay men everywhere because he’s so muscular and gay men have never seen a young man who goes to the gym on the regular.”

 

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“PERRIER, BITCHES. TO GO WITH MY CIGARS.”

 

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“That’s right, world. Nicky Tryhard is getting back into ‘his’ red Thunderbird – WHICH IS TOTALLY NOT A CLICHE – and leaving, having successfully procured cigars and Perrier for a night of manly debauchery.”

 

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“Eyebrows on fleek. Which is something all the cool people on Instagram are saying all the time now.”

 

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“Nicky Tryhard will now ease into his lane.”

 

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“That’s right, world. Nicky Tryhard is out of here. Hands at 10 and 2 (because this is not my car and I don’t want to wreck it in front of the paparazzi my publicist called). Peace out.”

 

[Photo Credit: Bruja/PacificCoastNews]

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