Katy Perry attends the Harper’s Bazaar ICONS Event held at the Plaza Hotel in New York City.
Girl, if you weren’t even going to try, why’d you bother coming out?
Aw, we’re just teasing you, Katy. But you have to admit, this does feel a little half-assed next to your usual efforts. The dress is fine, but the only things that make it interesting are the fact that it’s too tight and the idea that this was the color you chose to wear while unveiling your latest flame hair. It seems to us the colors of the hair and the dress are fighting each other, rendering the former brassy and the latter a greenish shade that evokes cheap jewelry.
Also, we’d like to register our severe displeasure not only that you chose those tack-a-ho shoes, but that you decided to take the tacky even further by doing your toes up to match. We love a good take on tacky glam, but this all looks and feels obvious and low-effort to us.
And let’s all just say it in unison, for surely everyone agrees with us: Girl That’s NOT Your Hair Color. Stay out of the CVS hair dye aisle from now on, mkay?
Saint Laurent Gold Gown from the Fall 2015 Collection
Saint Laurent ‘Candy’ Sandal
[Photo Credit: Nancy Rivera/ACE/INFphoto.com, Kristin Callahan/ACE/INFphoto.com, farfetch.com]