Emmys 2015: Taylor Schilling in Stella McCartney

Posted on September 22, 2015

“Orange is the New Black” actress Taylor Schilling attends the 67th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held in the Microsoft Theater at L.A. Live in Los Angeles, California.

 

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A blonde in a bright yellow can go so wrong in so many ways, kittens. But to our surprise, the color bothers us the least. Or rather, the color is the least of the problems with this look.

We don’t like it, is what we’re trying to say.

First off, just look at that last shot, from the back. What was the thinking here? “Let’s leave the back completely naked and sexy, but let’s turn her lower half into a massive, sexless lump. With a ruffle on the bottom!” We suppose we shouldn’t be surprised, since the design conversation for the front seems to have been “I’m picturing really ugly bedroom curtains – that have been knocked askew, like in a crime scene!”

Go home, Stella McCartney. You’re high as fuck.

Taylor? Fire everyone involved. As loudly and violently as possible.

 

Style Credits:
Stella McCartney Yellow One-Shoulder Dress from the Spring 2016 Collection
Stella McCartney Clutch
Niwaka Jewelry
Stuart Weitzman ‘Nudist’ Sandals

[Photo Credit: Jennifer Graylock/INFphoto.com, Getty Images]

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